This short story was inspired by my neighbor bringing over some oranges from his backyard tree. I usually get lovely tasting fruit where I live but these were truly superb. One of the first thoughts that flitted through my head was that this was the best orange I'd ever eat. I quickly realized the absurdity of that statement and thought upon reasons why an orange would be the best one ever eaten.
I do not employ expletives in everyday speech due to my belief that they limit vocabulary, however I do acknowledge that they can have great rhetorical value which I why I used one here. I do believe it works well.
A very big thank you to *BlakeCurran
who very kindly edited this and gave me a bit of advice!
thank you so very much Blake! Anyone reading should check out some of his work because he is absolutely fabulous!